Are you looking to add some quick SEO Joke Tweets to fill your Twitter feed to promote your SEO relevant Twitter account?

Click a “Tweet SEO Joke” link below and quickly Tweet an SEO joke to your Twitter feed.

The format of the Tweets are: The Jokes Text, followed by two relevant hashtags (#SEO #Jokes) and my Twitter username (@DavidLaw). There’s no link back here, so only my Twitter username benefits me, feel free to remove my username (and/or the hashtags) before Tweeting.

Funny SEO Jokes

Funny SEO Jokes

Tweetable SEO Jokes

Tweet SEO Joke 1
The biggest SEO problem with trampoline websites is the high user bounce rate!

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Tweet SEO Joke 2
What is a black hat SEOs favorite food?
SPAM

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Cost Per Click is the most cost effective form of advertising for a Chiropractor website.

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Tweet SEO Joke 4
What do you get if you cross a Penguin and a Panda?
A Search Engine Ranking Problem!

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Tweet SEO Joke 5
Why do girls not date SEO experts?
They load too fast!

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A locksmith got in touch for an SEO quote for new Keyword research ideas.

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Why did the search engine penalize the twins website?
Duplicate content.

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What does an SEO and part-time chiropractor work on?
Your bad backlinks.

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Tweet SEO Joke 9
What deodorant do SEO consultants wear?
Lynx

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Why are successful SEO experts angry on the drive to work?
Too much traffic!

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How many SEO experts does it take to change a lightbulb, bulb, lightbulbs, lighting, lights?

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What do you call an SEO expert who sells vans?
Danny SellAVan

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Tweet SEO Joke 13
A Google Hummindbird SEO Expert walks into a bar, bars, pub, public house, tavern…

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Do you know what too many Pandas in a cage is?
Panda stuffing!

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Gatwick Airport received a Google penalty for having too many landing pages!

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airports.com have seen their search engine rankings really take off since working on their landing page.

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How does Google decide which websites to hit hardest with the Penguin updates?
Flipper Coin!

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What do the Penguins at Google use to catch their fish?
Link Bait!

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Tweet SEO Joke 19
At the latest search engine conference my hotel room number was 404.
I searched and searched, but could not find it!

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Q: How do you increase Google Analytics Visitor Session Duration time?
A: Increase pageload times by loading extra javascript files.

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David

David Law > AKA SEO Dave
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