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Making Money Joke Jokes About Money

Son: “Mom can I get twenty bucks”
Mom: Does it look like I am made of money
Son: “Well isn’t that what M.O.M stands for?”

What did the cat say when he lost all his money?
I’m paw!

When does it rain money?
When there is “change” in the weather.

Money Jokes

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
He wanted cold hard cash!

Why don’t cows have any money?
Because farmers milk them dry.

Why are guys calling information in Bangkok?
To save money on phone sex!

Money Jokes One Liners

Making money from a jokes websites, now that’s a joke!

If time is money are ATM’s time machines?

Drugs is Gods way of saying you’re making too much money.

If money is the root of all evil, why do they ask for it in Church?

Money is not the root of all evil, jealousy of money is.

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness, didn’t know where to shop.

Funny Money Jokes

Why can’t you borrow money from a Leprechaun?
They’re always a little short.

Where does a fish keep his money?
In a river bank!

When I have money, I have nothing to buy.
When I don’t have money, I want to buy everything!

Funny money chat up line
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of unhappiness.